Ordinary Folks
Don’t Do What You Do

Freak Shake follows nature’s blueprint to elevate human performance.


TRAIN HARDER

Increase your body’s tolerance for exhaustive exercise and reduce the negative effects of over-exertion.

RECOVER FASTER

Designed to help dampen your body’s inflammatory response to strenuous exercise, accelerating repair and strengthening processes.

FUEL + HYDRATE

One-stop source of carbs and protein to fuel muscles. 3x the electrolytes found in mainstream sports drinks to hydrate.

FREAK SCIENCE



There has never been a freak of nature without Nature. That’s why Freak Shake products are naturally formulated to follow nature’s blueprint for human performance. Our products are formulated around extensive published research on plant polyphenols - natural antioxidants shown to contribute to an increase in the body’s resilience to stress from exercise. Which means you can train harder & recover faster.

Increasing training output or duration requires fuel. Freak Shake includes the optimal blend of carbohydrates & proteins to fuel and repair muscles. It also contains 3x the electrolytes found in mainstream sports drinks to help maintain hydration and replenish what we lose in sweat.

HOW TO USE FREAK SHAKE

Freak Shake performance drinks come in powdered form. Mix Freak Shake with water and will power before and after hard workouts for maximum benefit.

TRAIN HARDER



Freak Shake enhances muscle resilience, which means tolerating longer, harder bouts of effort. Unlock training gains more rapidly and achieve freak performance when it is go time. Freak Shake works acutely, meaning the benefits impact your muscle cells almost immediately whether you consume it pre or post exercise.

EPICATECHIN AND ENDURANCE



We incorporate Epicatechin into all Freak Shake Products. This plant-based flavanol is a potent antioxidant found naturally in tea and cacao. Epicatechin has been extensively studied with substantial evidence linking it to enhanced performance including: *

  • Improving endurance
  • Increasing muscle strength & cardiovascular capacity
  • Supporting VO2 Max & enhancing oxygen utilization at the cellular level
  • Elevating fat metabolism to help delay bonking particularly in aerobic training zones

RECOVER FASTER



The extra pushes that freak athletes thrive on can cross a fine line between strengthening and over-training. There is substantial scientific evidence that by buffering your body’s inflammatory response to the physical stress from exercise, you can tolerate harder efforts before crossing the threshold from benefit to harm.

EPICATECHIN AND RECOVERY



Studies have demonstrated that the antioxidant Epicatechin in Freak Shake can also promote faster, more complete recovery by.*

  • Increasing the body’s resilience to the stress of exercise
  • Improving the body’s ability to repair itself
  • Reducing soreness

HOW?

Inflammation plays a critical role in strength and endurance conditioning. In addition to supplying the protein building blocks to repair and rebuild muscle fiber, Freak Shake incorporates Epicatechin which has been demonstrated to help increase the resilience of muscle cells under the stress, fatigue, and inflammation from exertion.

Some inflammation is helpful and necessary to trigger the body’s repair and strengthening systems. But when we over-train or recover inadequately before our next effort, inflammation can become harmful to our fitness goals. Our bodies create familiar signals that make it hard to sustain exercise into the “red zone” such as the bonk, the burn, muscle soreness, and mental fog.

Freak Shake’s antioxidants can increase our cells’ tolerance for beneficial exertion, allowing longer & more strenuous effort before experiencing symptoms of overtraining. These antioxidants have also been shown to speed up muscle repair and the generation of new muscle cells post-workout.



FUEL + HYDRATE



Freak Shake is a complete fueling and hydration solution. It offers a one-stop charging and recharging station for your cells before and after hard workouts.

  • Its carbohydrates provide a rapid energy source.
  • Its protein offers a complete amino acid profile to repair and build muscle.
  • With 3 times the electrolytes found in mainstream sports drinks, it offers an equivalent hydration profile to Oral Rehydration Solutions.

COMPLETE FUEL FOR FREAKS OF NATURE



  • 3x the Electrolytes

    found in mainstream sports drinks...

    Freak Shake contains roughly 3 times the electrolytes found in mainstream sports drinks which makes it a superior way to replace these vital hydration nutrients lost in sweat.

  • Cellular Hydration

    higher fluid retention index than water or mainstream sports drinks...

    Freak Shake is formulated to mimic the nutrient composition of milk (minus the lactose). Studies* show that milk’s natural composition of complete protein, sugars and electrolytes create an osmotic gradient that promotes cellular fluid retention significantly better than sports drinks or water alone and is as effective as Oral Rehydration Solutions.

  • Complete Amino Acid Profile

    in the form of Whey and Casein protein...

    Freak Shake contains a complete amino acid profile in the form of Whey and Casein protein found naturally in dairy milk. Whey is the most rapidly available source of protein known to science which is particularly helpful for recovering and restoring muscle fiber after workouts. Casein takes a bit longer to digest which helps prevent a bloating sensation that some athletes experience with 100% Whey protein formulas. Also slower digestion of Casein means more complete protein absorption (less of the protein ingested ends up passing through us and ending up in the toilet).

  • Carb-charged for High Intensity

    unlike low or zero calorie sports drinks...

    Freak Shake is carb-charged. Unlike low or zero calorie sports drinks, we incorporate carbohydrates into all our drink mixes because they get depleted rapidly during high intensity or long bouts of exercise. Also, carbs taste naturally delicious, and help elevate mood before or after a tough workout or competition.


FAQ

Is Freak Shake…



Yes - There has never been a Freak of Nature without Nature. Freak Shake products are naturally formulated from natural ingredients. All our ingredients are naturally sourced and classified by the FDA as “Generally Recognized as Safe” or GRAS unlike some supplements which may contain ingredients that have not been evaluated by the FDA for safety or efficacy.

No - We don’t currently offer a Vegan formula. Freak Shake utilizes Dairy Protein Isolate which involved a Dairy Cow before it became an ingredient in our products. Dairy protein has some advantages in its composition of whey and casein proteins. Both provide a complete amino acid profile, with whey being the most rapidly bioavailable form known to science and casein taking a little longer to digest which helps reduce the feeling of bloating for some athletes. Slower digestion also means more complete protein absorption (In other words less protein ends up passing through your system into the toilet…). Stay tuned for more and let us know if you’d be interested in a non-dairy protein formula - it’s definitely on our radar!

No - Carbs are our Freaky friends. Our Bonk Buster Endurance formula contains a 3-to-1 Carb to Protein Ratio ideal for endurance training and recovery. (See Sugar Free FAQ)

No - If you’re working hard at conditioning and recovering, simple sugar is the most quickly available natural food source of glucose that your body can convert to glycogen - the energy that fuels your cells. These molecules are stored primarily in muscles and liver for the next bout of exercise. Also, sugar makes Freak Shake taste awesome, and let’s be honest - if you’re working this freaking hard, you deserve something that actually tastes good.

No. Freak Shake Products are Low Lactose. Because we utilize casein and whey protein extracted from dairy in many of our products, there may be trace amounts of lactose.

Yes- Freak Shake products are naturally formulated and sourced from naturally occurring ingredients that are never artificially synthesized. We design all our products to use only food-safe ingredients, meaning every ingredient incorporated into Freak Shake products are generally recognized as safe (GRAS) by the FDA. We carry a Supplement Label in order to comply with the more rigorous manufacturing standards compared to food-labeled products.



Shipping

Yes, we do. We offer free shipping on all orders over $100+.

For International shipments, you will be charged the actual cost of shipping upon checkout. Please be aware that international shipping often has long shipping times of 4-6 weeks and some countries also have an import tariff in addition to the extra shipping cost. Please be aware of your local import policies and procedures, as customers will be responsible for those costs and policies.

Most packages ship the same day you place your order! If your order is placed on a weekend or after standard business hours, your order might ship the next business day. Orders typically arrive within 2-4 business days.

Yes. Please be aware that international shipping often has long shipping times of 4-6 weeks and some countries also have an import tariff in addition to the extra shipping cost. Please be aware of your local import policies and procedures, as customers will be responsible for those costs and policies.

You will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number as soon as your order ships.

Join Our Ambassador Program

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$uper Freaks is our uncapped ambassador program for super fans of Freak Shake. Refer your teammates, friends or followers to generate a commission and earn passive income on future orders.

  • 15% cash commission*
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